Hipster de Merde.

Hipster de Merde makes small stupid tattoos. In the best way.

Party dogs. Tired cats. Bad puns. Weird little objects. Sentences that look dumb at first, then somehow hit a bit too hard.

No big mystical speech about ink and identity. No fake deep meaning. Just black lines, simple drawings, and jokes that should probably not work but do.

A beaten-up duck. A fairground potato. A cat that wants to burn yachts. A square puma. A “nobody cares” that says more about your week than therapy.

The style is naive, direct, a little messy in the right way. Like a notebook doodle that got its act together enough to become a tattoo.

It is for people who want something funny, readable, small, not too serious. A tattoo that makes you smile. A dumb idea, but not an empty one.

No need for a giant backstory. Sometimes “I thought it was stupid so I wanted it” is a perfectly valid reason.

Flash, text, mini drawings, tired animals, bad jokes, weird ideas welcome.